One bath bomb in a hot relaxing bath and an entire bottle of wine down I have some things to say. First of all who created bras? Hold on let me look this up...... looking this up online created 30 minutes of research. Let me tell you I thought a bra was invented by a man.... turns out it's not women have been "attempting" to support there breast for ages dating back to Ancient Greece! Why would we do this to ourselves??? I just want to be free to let my breast go and feel free!
On the other hand I think the worst piece of female clothing has to be a thong.Who decided this was sexy???? "Yes babe go put on that piece of clothing that digs into your butt crack all night" and makes you wish granny panties were acceptable! You know what my favorite part about wearing a thong is? TAKING THEM OFF!
I always thought having a thong was cool! I seriously remember going to fashion bug with my friend in junior high after sneaking out of swim practice to go buy thongs behind our parents back and thinking we were so cool. (If you remember this please text me).
Mom Rant:
What's the weirdest thing you've done as a mom that you didn't know was a mom job till you were one?
The weirdest thing I have done with a 3 year old is clean poop off the walls of my daughters room. I seriously thought they went from diapers to pooping in the potty!!! No it doesn't work that way! In fact sometimes during bed time they get up and take their diaper off and poop and start coloring on the walls with it. I cried and gagged and possibly threw up a little.
How do parents have two or more kids? I do not understand! I mean I love my daughter and she's a great kid so why ruin it? I tried watching a 8 week old with a toddler and at the end of the night we had all had a tantrum at least once. Not to mention the toddler was up running around the house screaming "blahhh oogles boggles" or something like that until the 8 weeks parents got home around 11:30...
To all those parents with more than one kiddo.... I praise you and you are my hero! I worship you for taking that on! However I also think you may need to be psychologically evaluated soon.
Thanks for reading all you chaotic mommas out there! This is all over the place but this is me when I drink wine on that one rare occasion!
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As always Peace and Love Mommas
~Chaotic Momma~
Saturday, November 5, 2016
Thursday, November 3, 2016
Final Set of Tubes: "Huh?"
You heard me right! Today Millie had what I hope to be her final set of tubes placed. After the nurse took us back to the pre op room I told my mom the sad thing about this is this seems so routine. This being her third set of tubes Millie knew the drill. Went straight to the nurse that took her from me and walked back towards the operation room.
My mother and I set in the waiting room and chatted while we waited talking about what's going on in her life and mine as well. Of course still worried and anxious but also knowing the worst part of this procedure is the post op with a confused hungry kiddo.
This surgery was much different for me emotionally. The first time I wouldn't leave my seat staring at the door waiting for the nurse to come get me. Tearing up because my tiny baby was not by my side. Yes I know it's a 30 min surgery but it's still not fun waiting to find out it went well.
For surgery two they removed her adenoids and placed tubes. So I was pretty nervous about the adenoids because for this procedure she had to have a tube down her throat and an Iv placed. So once again in the waiting room I was cranky and impatient and nervous.
I am glad we completed this as I've been stressing about all the out comes of what I should do for months and months.
I can already see a difference in Millie's hearing. She hasn't said "huh" one time yet today!!!!!!! I couldn't be happier! Hearing huh fifty times a day was getting old and was sooooo annoying!
I honestly feel like this will help Millie is going to feel much better and maybe I won't have to yell for her to hear me!
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| Tubes Placed 11/03/2016 |
My mother and I set in the waiting room and chatted while we waited talking about what's going on in her life and mine as well. Of course still worried and anxious but also knowing the worst part of this procedure is the post op with a confused hungry kiddo.
This surgery was much different for me emotionally. The first time I wouldn't leave my seat staring at the door waiting for the nurse to come get me. Tearing up because my tiny baby was not by my side. Yes I know it's a 30 min surgery but it's still not fun waiting to find out it went well.
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| First Set of Tubes |
For surgery two they removed her adenoids and placed tubes. So I was pretty nervous about the adenoids because for this procedure she had to have a tube down her throat and an Iv placed. So once again in the waiting room I was cranky and impatient and nervous.
I am glad we completed this as I've been stressing about all the out comes of what I should do for months and months.
I can already see a difference in Millie's hearing. She hasn't said "huh" one time yet today!!!!!!! I couldn't be happier! Hearing huh fifty times a day was getting old and was sooooo annoying!
I honestly feel like this will help Millie is going to feel much better and maybe I won't have to yell for her to hear me!
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
Christmas Countdown!
Check out my page for a Christmas count down! It will be at the top of the page!
I am so excited to start decorating and planning for Christmas. It will be on a very tight budget this year but that's what makes this so much fun! I get to help other families on a budget come up with great ways to have fun this season make all your kiddos dreams come true!
Follow Chaotic Mamma to get some great tips and Ideas for this winter season! I will be updating soon with some fun games and crafts to do with your kiddos with out breaking the bank!
Peace and Love
~Chaotic Momma~
I am so excited to start decorating and planning for Christmas. It will be on a very tight budget this year but that's what makes this so much fun! I get to help other families on a budget come up with great ways to have fun this season make all your kiddos dreams come true!
Follow Chaotic Mamma to get some great tips and Ideas for this winter season! I will be updating soon with some fun games and crafts to do with your kiddos with out breaking the bank!
Peace and Love
~Chaotic Momma~
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