One bath bomb in a hot relaxing bath and an entire bottle of wine down I have some things to say. First of all who created bras? Hold on let me look this up...... looking this up online created 30 minutes of research. Let me tell you I thought a bra was invented by a man.... turns out it's not women have been "attempting" to support there breast for ages dating back to Ancient Greece! Why would we do this to ourselves??? I just want to be free to let my breast go and feel free!
On the other hand I think the worst piece of female clothing has to be a thong.Who decided this was sexy???? "Yes babe go put on that piece of clothing that digs into your butt crack all night" and makes you wish granny panties were acceptable! You know what my favorite part about wearing a thong is? TAKING THEM OFF!
I always thought having a thong was cool! I seriously remember going to fashion bug with my friend in junior high after sneaking out of swim practice to go buy thongs behind our parents back and thinking we were so cool. (If you remember this please text me).
Mom Rant:
What's the weirdest thing you've done as a mom that you didn't know was a mom job till you were one?
The weirdest thing I have done with a 3 year old is clean poop off the walls of my daughters room. I seriously thought they went from diapers to pooping in the potty!!! No it doesn't work that way! In fact sometimes during bed time they get up and take their diaper off and poop and start coloring on the walls with it. I cried and gagged and possibly threw up a little.
How do parents have two or more kids? I do not understand! I mean I love my daughter and she's a great kid so why ruin it? I tried watching a 8 week old with a toddler and at the end of the night we had all had a tantrum at least once. Not to mention the toddler was up running around the house screaming "blahhh oogles boggles" or something like that until the 8 weeks parents got home around 11:30...
To all those parents with more than one kiddo.... I praise you and you are my hero! I worship you for taking that on! However I also think you may need to be psychologically evaluated soon.
Thanks for reading all you chaotic mommas out there! This is all over the place but this is me when I drink wine on that one rare occasion!
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As always Peace and Love Mommas
~Chaotic Momma~
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